Funny Shayri 2

Mandir me Puja Karte He,
Masjid Me Namaj Padhte He,
Insaan Se Bhagwan Na Banjayein,
Isliye Roj Tumhe Sms Karke,
Ek Paap Karte He.

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Taj mahal kya cheez hai,
Me tere liye usse bhi bada mahal banaunga,
Mumtaz ko to marne ke baad dafnaya tha
Me tujhe zinda dafnaunga.

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Paani Aaane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Char din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya,
Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.
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Bago Me Phool Khilte Rahenge,
Raat Me Deep Jalte Rahenge,
Khuda Apko Saari Khusiyan De De,
Baki Takleef Wo Hum Apko Dete Rahenge.
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Zindgi Ke Safar Me Apka Saath Hum Denge,
Apne Dosti Ke Saugat Hum Denge,
Girne Lage Aap To Apna Hath Hun Denge,
Aur Agar Na Bhi Gire To Ek Laat Hum Denge.
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Dil main basa hai pyar tera,

Aakhon mein hai tasavir teri 

Jab yaad aati hai teri,

Hum dekhate hai TOM & JERRY
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Jab Apki Yaad Aati Hai To,
Apka Sms Padh Leta Huin.
Jab Apko Dekhna Ho To,
Aankhe Band Kar Deta Huin.
Agar Apke Awaz Sunne Ka Dil Karta He To,
Raste Me Kutte Ko Laat Marta Huin.
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Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to,
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

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Dosti Ki Kadar Karte He Itni,
Aasman Me Roshni Ho Jitni,
Yakin Nahi To Call Karke Dekhlo,
Baat Karenge Utni,
Mobile Me Apke Laxmi Hogi Jitni.
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Ek Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Saath Me Apka Khusboo Laya,
Toh Mere Dil Me Ye Khayal Aaya,
Ki Aaj Bhi Mera Dost Nahi Nahaya.
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Arz Kiya Hai,
Mehfil Sazi Thi, Message Ka THa Daur,
SMS Maine Kiye The, Sabne Kiye Sor,
Paisa To Mera Gaya,
Par Sab Kanjoosh Keh Rahe The
Ek Aur..Ek Aur.. Ek Aur.. .

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