Funny Shayri 9

EK sher by doctor:

Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,

Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,

mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..
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Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, Jo ped NE kaha patto se, 

Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se, 

wohi main tumhe kehta Hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de
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Ek aishwaarya thi deewani is shahrukh pe wo marti thi, 

najre jhukake,Sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, 

chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi 

kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na Jane kis se darti thi 

jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi abhishek kaisa hai
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Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar

 Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar ....

Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar 
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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...

Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,

Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...
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Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... 

Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho 
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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, 

Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, 

Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua 
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Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.

Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi