Funny Shayri 1

Aasman me bahut se sitare the,

Aapke bhi bahut chahne wale the,

Hum bhi gaye jail aapke sath,
kyuki aapke chori ke mobile me sabse Zyada sms hamare the.

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Phone na karna bill jyada ayega,
msg. na karna paisa kharch ho jaega,
miss call na dena battery low ho jaygi,
bas dil se yaad karna free mein baat ho jayegi.

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Arz Karta Hun 

Baadal Garza Shor Ke Sath,
Barish Hui Zor Ke Sath,
Zara Dhyan Rakhna Apni GirlFrnd Ka,
Bhag Na Jaye Kisi Or Ke Sath

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Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tmhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chod denge tumhe pane ke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne ke baad

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umra kya kahu kafi nadan he meri, 

sbse has k milna pehchan he meri, 

apka dil zakhmo se bhara ho to hamesha humse miliye,

dilo ko repair krne ki dukan he meri..

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Exam start hote hi rone ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag ka dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nahi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai!!

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Kudrat ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
To bas confusion ka mahol chaya hoga,
Banana hoga gadha ya Bandar
Fir dono ka combination pasand aaya hoga!!

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Zindagi lambi hai grlfrnds banate raho.

Zindagi bhar sath mile na mile dil milate raho.

Taj banana to costly padega. 

Par har gali mei MUMTAJ banate raho

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Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.

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School ke Dino me Pyar Hua
Propose Kiya Letter Dekar
Jawab Aaya Kitaab me Chupkar
Kbi mulakat hui hi Nhi
Qki Kitab Kbi hmne chui hi nahi