Dosti 8

Dekhte he aaj us rah ki viraniya
Yaro k sath jaha suni thi kahaniya
Guzra wo daur
Bichhad gaye sab dost
Sath reh gayi bas un lamho ki nishaniyan.!
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Jitni Izat us khuda ki he
Utni Izzat Mere dilme Mere Dosto ki he
Bas Frk Sirf Itna he ki
khuda khud 1kudrat he
Aur Mera Dost us khuda ki Rehmat He
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Jo kami thi wo dur ho gayi,
Zindgi 1 khilta hua ful ho gayi,
Dua ki thi ki muje jaan se pyara dost mile
Aap mile to laga ke shayad dua qubul ho gayi.
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Dosti baris ka naam nahi ke barse aur thum jaye,
Dosti suraj nahi ke chamke aur dub jaye,
Dosti to naam hai saans ka
jo chale to "ZINDAGI" or Ruke to "MOUT" Ban jaye.
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zindgi guzr jye pr pyar km na ho
yad hme rkhna chahe pas hm na ho
qyamat tk chalti rhe ye dosti ka sfar
dua kro rb se kbi ye rishta khtam na ho.
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Dard ko DiL ME Chhupa Lete He

Hum nhi Rote HaLat Rula Dete He

Har pAL Yaad krte H Aapko.
Aap Phir Bhi BhuL jane ka ilzaam Laga Dete He
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Socha na tha kabi aisi dosti hogi,
Manzilo ke sath raahe bi hasti hogi.
Jannat ki galiyo ke khwab kyu dekhu,
Agar hum sare dost sath honge to Nark me bi masti hogi
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Aankhon Se Aapke Dil Me Utar Jayenge
Dil Me Utar Kar Dhadkan Ban Jayenge
Palko Ko Jhuka Kar Chalna Dost
Warna Aankho Me Hum Nazar Aayenge

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Wo Bekhabar Ho Gaya Hai Mujh Se
Kuch Anjaan Sa Ho Gaya Hai Mujh Se
Na Jane Kya Kasoor Kiya Humne
Jo Bewajah Khafa Ho Gaya Hai Mujh Se..
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Yu hi to khoobsurat hai dosti ka nata,
Jo bina shart ke jiya jata hai,
Rahe duriya to parvaah nahi,
Dost to harpal dil me basaya jata hai

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Funny Shayri 7

Hum whisky nahi pite, hum rum nahi pite,
Hum jaam ke naam par gum nahi pite.
Lekin agar mil jaye yaro ki mehfil,
Khuda ki kasam, phir kisi se kam nahi pite.
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Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya
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Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla..
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Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej k bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.
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Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho K
Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay
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doston kal exam hai aur aaj yeh haal hai
kahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete
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Girl : (Emotionaly) Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen.. 

darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen.. 

Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say… 

Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy : Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe… 

Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…

Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to...

Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…
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Shayari that would blow ur senses...
Roses r red, Facebook is blue
..
Roses r red, Facebook is blue
..
44 mutual friends...phir bhi kaun hai be tu...
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Daali se patte yu hi gira nahi karate,
Bichad ke log zyada jiya nahi karate.
Kuch naye SMS ho to bhejiye,
Varna purane SMS baar-baar ham pada nahi karate.

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Dosti 7

Asman ko zid hai bijliyan girane ki
hume b zid hai apse apki dosti pane ki
Apko hai zid agar hume bhulane ki
to hume b zid hai apko apni yaad dilane Ki
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Har Koi Muskaan Lana Nahi Jaanta
Har koi Iss Dilko Churana Nahi Jaanta,
Aap Hi Ho Jo Humse Jeet Gaye
Varna Har koi Hume Haraana Nahi Jaanta
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Dil Ki Zarurat Jaan Ko Hoti He
Sitaro Ki Zarurat Asman Ko Hoti He
Meri Tamana He Salamat Raho Aap Q ki,
Ache Dost Ki Zarurat Sab Ko Hoti He.
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Na Mile kisi ka Sath to Hume Yaad karna
Tanhai hoto Mehsus Hume karna
Khusia Baatne ko Tum Dost Hajaar Rakhna
Gum Baatna hoto Hume Yad Karna
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ManziL Dur Aur Safar Bahut Hai
Chote Se DiL Ki Fikar Bahut Hai,
Mar Dalti Kb Ki Ye Duniya Hume Dost,
Mgr Aapki Duaoon May Asar Bhut He
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KABHI ANDHERA TO KABHI SHAM HOGI
MERI HAR KHUSHI DOSTI KE NAM HOGI
KUCHH MANG KAR TO DEKHO HUMSE
HOTHON PE HANSI AUR HATHELI PE JAAN HOGI
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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete
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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari

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 Pal-Pal Ki Dosti Ka Wada Hai Aap Se
Apnapan Kuchh Jyaada Hai Aap Se
Na Sochna Ki Bhool Jayenge
Zindagi Bhar Yaad Rakhne Ka Wada Hai Aap Se.
 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
A Chand Mere Dost Ko 1Tohfa Dena
Taro Ki Mehfil Sang Roshni Krna
Chupa Lena Kisi Kone Me Us Andhere Ko
Har Rat K Bad 1Khubsurat Svera Dena
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WO mulakat kuch adhuri si lagi,
paas hokar bhi duri si lagi,
hoto pe hasi aankho me majburi si lagi,
Pahli baar kisi ki dosti Itni "ZARURI" si lagi.

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Zindgi Shayri

Ek parinde ka dard bhara fasana tha
Tute the pankh or udte hue jana tha
Tufan to jhel gya Par hua ek afsos.
wahi daal tuti jispe uska ashiyana tha.:(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):
Phoolo Ki Tarif Sab Karte Hai
Mushkil Se Log kaanton Pe Gour Karte Hai,
Maali Sirf Naam ke Hote Hai
Phoolo Ki Hifazat Kaanten Hi Karte Hai !:(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):
Har Shabd Me Arth hota hai,
Har Arth Me Tark hota hai,
Sab Kehte hai hum Hanste Bahut hai,
Lekin Hansne waalon Ke Dil Me Bhi Dard hota hai :(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):
Har Saanz Keh Jaati Hai Ek Kahani,
Har Subah Le Aati Hai Nayi Kahani,
Raste Toh Badalte Hai Har Din,
Lekin Manzil Reh Jaati Hai Wohi Purani.:(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):
Mat Kr Gam Itna Tu Dil Tode Jane ka..
Ke Khuda Hisab Rakhta He Har Bure Aur Sayane ka..
Ke Maut Aani Hogi Tab Ayegi..
Uthale Maza Jindgi K Paimane ka..:(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):
Socha n tha k haal aisa b hoga
jawab de n skenge sawal aisa b hoga
jisko bhulane k liye krni hogi itni kosish
zndgi me koi haseen khyal aisa b hoga:(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):
Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata:(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):
ankho me Aansu hi
Phir bi labo pe muskan hi
Jena jab har haal m hi
To haske jeene m kya nuksaan hi.
So kep Smiling.:(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):
Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka,
to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti :(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):
Aandhiyon me bhi jaise kuch chirag jala kartey hai,
Utni hi himmat e hausla hum bhi rakha kartey hai,
Manzilon abhi aur dur hai hamari Manzil,
Chaand sitarey to raahon me mila kartey hai:(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):
Koi Toote To Use Sajana Seekho,
Koi Roothe To Use Manana Seekho,
Rishte To Milte Hai Mukaddar Se,
Bas,
Use Khoobsurti Se Nibhana Seekho..

:(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):

Funny Shayri 6

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pare hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

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Dil ka ashiyana nai sajate,
Bago me phool nahi kilate,
Humari 1 pasand se tut jayenge hazaro dil,
Yaro tabhi to hum koi GIRLFRIEND nahi banate.
>>:::::::::::<<
Kanjusi K Saare Record Tod Dete Ho,
Bhikari Ka B Rukh Mod Dete Ho,
Mahaan Hai Aap Ki Kanjusi,
Toilet K Lote Me B Paani Chhod Dete Ho..
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Machar ne jo kata to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakra to chor diya ye soch kar..
Kay sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
>>:::::::::::<<
Kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,
Buray waqt may muskurana chahiye…
Jab satvay din may khujli ho
to athvay din naha lena chahiye.
>>:::::::::::<<
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
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Nafrat na karna kabhi hmse,
Hum seh nhi paenge
Bus 1bar keh dena k zrurat nahi hai Apki
Kasam khuda ki
Apko pitne GHAR tak chale aenge
>>:::::::::::<<
Apki personality pr 1 sher
arz kia hai
suraj hamesha chand k sath
rhega
Wah Wah
tu gadha tha gadha hai aur
gadha hi rahega
Wah Wah
>>:::::::::::<<
Mehfil saji,jaam ka tha daur
Jam me kya tha ye kisne kiya gaur
Jaam me tha susu hamare tommy ka
Aur tum keh rahe the ek aur ek aur

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Machhar bola insan se
Mat maro hume jaan se
Jang chid jayegi
dushmani badh jayegi
Mana ki aap me junoon he
Hmari ragon me bhi
aapka hi khun he
>>:::::::::::<<
Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hote hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS Zabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai

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A Happy Wish

Sapno ke duniya mein,
Har sapna ho suhana tumhara,
Har khushi mile tumhe,
Pyaar se saje har safar tumhara,
Muskurati raho tum sada,
Hassi se bhara ho jeevan tumhara,
Sare jahan ki mohabbat mile,
Chahat se bhara ho har lamha tumhara,
Chalna har sahai raaste pe tum sada,
Aankh khule toh ho jaye khuda tumhara…

Dua Sms Shayri-A

Jannat k mehlon me ho mahal apka
Khwabo ki wadi me ho sheher apka
Sitaro ke angan me ho ghar apka
Dua he sabse khubsurat ho har din apka
""::::**::::""

Har Kadam Par Aapki Hasi Ho,
Har Pal DiLMe Aapki Khushi Ho,
Sitare Bhi Zamin Par Akar Aapko Gher Le,
Aisi CHAND Ki Tarah Chamakti Aapki Zindgi Ho.!”
""::::**::::""
Har Niyamat Har Khushi Apki Ho,
Mehak Uthe vo mehfil jaha hansi apki ho,
koi bhi lamha apka udas na ho,
KHUDA Kare “JANNAT” Jaisi Zindgi apki ho.
""::::**::::""
Har Khushi Par Hak Ho Apka,
Khushiyo Bhara Safar Ho Apka,
Gum Kbi Karvat Na BadLe Apki Taraf,
Sada Muskurata Rahe Chehra Apka.
""::::**::::""
arbo ki ginti to mujhe aati nahi,
par Dil ka ek khayal apse keh du,
agar pani ki har ek "Boond" khushi ban jaye to...
apko tohfe me sara samunder de du.
""::::**::::""
Har din har pal yun hi muskurate rahna,
aasman ke tare ki tarah hamesha timtimate rahna,
dua karne ke liye to hum hamesha rahenge,
gujarish hai Khuda se aap yun hi SALGIRAH hamesha manate rahna.

""::::**::::""

Khuda har raat chand ban k aaye,
din ka ujala shaan ban k aaye,
kabhi door na ho apke chehre se hansi,
har naya din aisa mehman ban k aaye.

""::::**::::""
Kareeb koi gam apke aaye na,
Waqt apko kabhi rulaye na,
Bhara rahe khushiyo se daaman apka,
Bhagwan Iss Dost ki ye aarzoo kabhi thukraye na.
""::::**::::""

Ek sunhre pal me har khushi aapki ho,
jindgi k safar me har manjil aapki ho,
1 pal me hasa de jo saare jaha ko...
khuda kare wo muskurati hasi apki ho
""::::**::::""
Mile wo jo aapke nazar ko talash ho,
har subah ke saath ek naya ahsaas ho,
zindgi ka har lamha pasand aaye apko,
Jindgi gujre aise ki har pal khushiyo se mulakat ho.
""::::**::::""
Har naye din me ek nayi aas ho,
Har ashirvad ka saya aapke sath ho,
Koi dukh aapko chhu na sake,
Bus muskurahat hi muskurahat aapke pass ho

""::::**::::""

Funny Shayri 5

Kuch Patharo Ke Nagine Hote He,
Kuch Log Kutte, Kuch Kamine Hote He.
G/F Ko Karni Ho SMS to Kya Din Kya Rat,
Dosto Ko SMS Karne Me Mahino Rote He
<<<:::::::::>>>
Kanjus mat ban ye Gunah hoga
Tere mobile me Balance behisab hoga
Ek sms roz kar
warna tera hi
mobile sabse phle kharab hoga..
<<<:::::::::>>>
Propose krne ka naya sher-
Kutta mar gaya rajai me,
Me pagal ho gaya teri judai me.
Hathi nadi me bah nahi sakta,
Apun tere bina reh nahi sakta.
<<<:::::::::>>>
Likho to paigam kuch aisa
ki Kalam bi rone par majbur ho jaye
Har labz me dard bharo itna
ki...
Examiner bhi 80 dene pe majboor ho jaye...!
<<<:::::::::>>>
Dil me Shor ho raha he
Bina SMS k DiL bor ho raha he
Kahi aisa to Nahi
ek Pyara Sa Dost
...
Kutte Ki Neend so raha he.
<<<:::::::::>>>
Kitna bebas h insan kismat k aage,
Har sapne tut jate hn haqiqat k aage,
Jisne kabhi duniya me hath na falaya ho

wo b hath falata h 1 "GUPCHUP"wale ke aage.
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Jiski ek Muskaan par hai Duniya Fidaa.
Jisse koi na hona chahe Juda.
Jiski har Baat hai Laa Jawab.
Aap usi ka sms pad rahe ho Janab.
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Old Concept:- "Do or Die"
New Concept: "Do Before u die"
Latest Concept: "Don't Die Until u Do"
Our Concept:
"What TO Do?"
<<<:::::::::>>>
Bahut yaad kiya humne tujko,
Bahut miss kiya humne tujko,
Chaha k tum yahan hote,
Kam se kam mere kuch kapde to dhote,
<<<:::::::::>>>
Na muje kisi ka dil chahiye,
Na muje jmane se koi aas he.
Jo apna samjh kr apni girlfrnd se setting krwa de.
Mujhe us sacche dost ki talash he.

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Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya
Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya
Holi Me Baki He 2 Din
Fir Apne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya.?

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Arz kia he

Kabhi sochte he aaj padhenge,

kabhi sochte he kal padhenge,

fir sochte he jab exam ayegi tab padenge,

Aur jab exam aati he to kehte he aab aur kya padhenge.

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Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
Aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
Aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
Magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai.

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Dil say bolon ek baat mein sachiii.!
Hum Tum ek raftaar kay panchi.!
Dostee yh hamaree ho gee na kabhee kuchi.!
Tayri photo sy to mayri negative hee Achi.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Uss ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
aab tu beth ker makhiyan maar.

<<<:::::::::>>>

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad.

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Dosti 6

Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,
par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi
rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara
par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi

>>>>**<<<<

chal padi hai kashtiyaan samandar, door hai kinaraa
in maajoon se pooch lena, kya haal hai hamara
ab hawaein kareingi, roshiniyon ka faisla
jis diye main jaan hogi, woh diya reh jayega

 >>>>**<<<<

Asman ko zid hai bijliyan girane ki
hume b zid hai apse apki dosti pane ki
Apko hai zid agar hume bhulane ki
to hume b zid hai apko apni yaad dilane Ki
>>>>**<<<<
Har Koi Muskaan Lana Nahi Jaanta
Har koi Iss Dilko Churana Nahi Jaanta,
Aap Hi Ho Jo Humse Jeet Gaye
Varna Har koi Hume Haraana Nahi Jaanta.
>>>>**<<<<
Na Mile kisi ka Sath to Hume Yaad karna
Tanhai hoto Mehsus Hume karna
Khusia Baatne ko Tum Dost Hajaar Rakhna
Gum Baatna hoto Hume Yad Karna.
>>>>**<<<<
Andhere ne kabhi roshni nahi dekhi,
maut ne kabhi zindagi nahi dekhi
jo kehte hai mit jati hai duriyo se dosti
unhone shayd humari dosti nahi dekhi. 

>>>>**<<<<

Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
Aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
Aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
Magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai.

>>>>**<<<<

Dil say bolon ek baat mein sachiii.!
Hum Tum ek raftaar kay panchi.!
Dostee yh hamaree ho gee na kabhee kuchi.!
Tayri photo sy to mayri negative hee Achi.

>>>>**<<<<

Ye dosti meri nai hamari he,
Isliye to sab rishton se pyari he.
Zaruri nai doston ka roz milna,
Tabhi to sms ka silsila jaari he

 >>>>**<<<<

Savera kya hua sitaron ko bhul gaye,
suraj kya aaya chand ko bhul gaye,
Kuch pal kya guzare humare bina,
aap to hume hi bhul gaye.

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Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak

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 Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

 >>>>**<<<<

Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,
kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo

>>>>**<<<<

Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti

>>>>**<<<<

Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte

>>>>**<<<<

Funny Shayri 4

Kuch Patharo Ke Nagine Hote He,
Kuch Log Kutte, Kuch Kamine Hote He.
G/F Ko Karni Ho SMS to Kya Din Kya Rat,
Dosto Ko SMS Karne Me Mahino Rote He
>>>>**<<<<
Kanjus mat ban ye Gunah hoga
Tere mobile me Balance behisab hoga
Ek sms roz kar
warna tera hi
mobile sabse phle kharab hoga..
>>>>**<<<<
Propose karne ka naya sher-
Kutta mar gaya rajai me,
Me pagal ho gaya teri judai me.
Hathi nadi me bah nahi sakta,
Apun tere bina reh nahi sakta.
>>>>**<<<<
Likho to paigam kuch aisa
ki Kalam bi rone par majbur ho jaye
Har labz me dard bharo itna
ki...
Examiner bhi 80 dene pe majboor ho jaye...!
>>>>**<<<<
Dil me Shor ho raha he
Bina SMS k DiL bor ho raha he
Kahi aisa to Nahi
ek Pyara Sa Dost
Kutte Ki Neend so raha he.
>>>>**<<<<
Kitna bebas h insan kismat k aage,
Har sapne tut jate hn haqiqat k aage,
Jisne kabhi duniya me hath na falaya ho
wo b hath falata h 1 "GUPCHUP"wale ke aage.

>>>>**<<<<
Khafa ho ya koi gum hai,
Number kho gaya ya balance kam hai,
Bhejo sms agar dum hai,
Ya maan jaye ki SMS  ke KING Sirf aur Sirf  hum hai.
>>>>**<<<<
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis karo ge

>>>>**<<<<

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
>>>>**<<<<
jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge

>>>>**<<<<

Quote Collections

Just don't believe u can go wrong...

if u do..u have been thinking u will,..stop it!! & never blame other.

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If all that u want to Gain Knowledge, Add Something Everyday 2 Ur Brain.
But If u Want 2 Gain Wisdom?
Remove something Everyday From your Mind
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Having power does not mean that you can move anything,
But it means that nothing can move you.
Be Strong,
Live Strong.
In short....
Think on.
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Candle sizes may vary but they give the same Brightness 

It is not the matter of our position or size
Its our ABILITY THAT SHINES..

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" Fallen Flowers Can't Climb Back "
So dont think about the past.
Love the present. Live for the future. Be with Beautiful and Sweet Smile !

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3 Golden Rules from Vivekaanda:
"Who is helping You,Dont forget them.
Who is loving U,Dont hate them.
Who s believing you,dont cheat them"

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2 person in This world will be extremely happy.........
1 who gets everything in LOVE &
1 who doesn't LOVE anybody...
But both are impossible!!!

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Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way. 

Yesterday is History Tomorrow is a Mystery Today is a gift: that's why we call it.

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 When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life's First day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life's Last day.

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 Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window- or break down a door

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I hate when i can't stop thinking about someone, and deep down inside i know they probably haven't thought about me once.

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It’s okay to be alone because someday, somebody will care and somebody will prove you that not all men are the same.

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Promise only what you can deliver, then deliver more than you promise

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 Every friendship has their ups and downs, but only true friendships know how to make it through. 

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Money doesn't make people love you forever. It just makes them harder to leave you.

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Happy Birthday (B)

Bahut Bahut Mubarak Hai Ye Sama,
Bahut Hi Nayab Lag Raha Aaj Jahaan,
Aapse Dur Hoon Swikaar Kijiye Ye Sandesh,
Aapke Janmdin Se Sajaa Hai AAj Saara Jahaan.
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
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In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
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Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua
Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada
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Tohfa-e-dil de doon ya de doon chand tare
Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se sare
Zindgi tere naam kar doon bhi to kam hahi
Daaman mein bhar doon har pal khushi ko main tumhari. 
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Phoolon ki sugandh se sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara
Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara
Umr aapki ho suraj jaisi
Yaad rakhe jise hamesha duniya
Janmdin mein aap mehfil sajayein aap aisi
Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar
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Khuda kaise karoon shukriya is din ke liye,
Jis din tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye,
Na jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha,
Shayad janamdin hai tumhara is liye,
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umar ke liye,
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis ke liye. 
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 Zaroor tumko kisine dil se pukara hoga,
Ek baar to chand ne bhi tumko nihara hoga,
Mayus hue honge sitare bhi us din,
Khuda ne jab Zamin par tumko utara hoga. 
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Khuda ko kabhi tumhari jaroorat na ho
Ho bhi to mere baad ho
Mere dost humesha tum muskarate raho
Zindagi ke har saal yunhi jite raho. 
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Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho

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Good Night (C)

Take it Light G,
Miss Me Slight G,
Never Do Fight G,
Have Fun Might G,
Eat Good Diet G,
Try Flying a Kite G,
Be Always Happy Right G,
& G0o0d Night G.

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As the day turns into night.
Keep ur worries out of sight !
No matter how tough the
world may seem, u still deserve the..
Sweetest dream, good night.

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Stars light Stars bright
u’re the only Star I see tonight.
I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight,
good nite sweet dreams.

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On this cold cold night,
in my small small room,
I look at the bright brigh stars
in the dark dark sky &
Dream of your sweet sweet smile
on your cute cute face.
Just want to wish u GOOD GOOD Night

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Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. 

Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. 

May all of your dreams and wishes come true 

coz I couldn’t find a better friend like you!

GoodNight

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Tiny stars shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,
So close your eyes & snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!

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ankhe bhi meri palko se sawal karti hai,

 har waqt aapko hi yaad karti hai,

jab tak na kah de GOOD NIGHT ,

aapko zalim sone se bhi inkar karti hai.

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Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote 

Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote 

Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT  kehne K liye jaag rahe hain

warna hum to kab ke so gaye hote

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Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara

Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara 

Un taron main sabse pyara hai ek sitara

Jo is waqt parh raha hai sms hamara 

Good Night 

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Din dhal chuka hai sham ja rahi hai 

ye raat bhi dekho hampe hase ja rahi hai 

har waqt tanhai khamosi sata rahi hai 

kehna sirf yahi hai apki yaad aa rahi hai

 Good Night 

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Aaj aap ke Raat ki Acchi Shuruwat Ho 

Pyaar bhare Sapno ki Barsaat Ho 

Jinko Din Bhar Dhundhti Rahi
aapki Palke Rub Kare Sapno Main Unse Hi Mulakaat Ho

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Funny Shayri 3

Yaad Aate He Wo Pal,
Jab Hum Tum Shararat Kiya Karte The,
Hum Bandar Ke Liye Roya Karte The,
Aur Tum Apni Photo Dikha Kar,
Hume Mana Liya Karte The.
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Rok Do Mere Janaje Ko Jalimo,
Mujhme Aab Jaan Aa Gai Hai,
Pichhe Mud Ke Dekho Kamino,
Sarab Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai.

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Chand Ki Ghoda, Sone Ki Lagam,
Message Padhne Walo Ko Mera Salam,
Tea, Pepsi Pine Walo,
Kabhi Pani Bhi Pi Liya Karo,
Fokat Ke Message Padhnewalo,
Kabhi Like Bhi Kiya Karo.
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Kanjoosh Ki Zindgi Kya Jina Yaaro,
Kabhi Humari Tarah Bhi Ji Liya Karo,
Roz Mere Sms Padh Ke Sharam Nahi Aati,
Kabhi Khud Bhi Sms Kiya Karo.
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Jo Mujhe Bhool Jaye, Uske Mobile Toot Jaye.
Charger Jal Jaye, Sim Block Ho Jaye.
Local Call Par STD Ka Bill Aaye,
Local Area Me Bhi Roaming Lag Jaye.
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Tum Door Sahi, Majboor Sahi,
Par Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai,
Tum Saans Waha Pe Lete Ho,
Aur Badboo Yaha Tak Aati Hai.

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Roses r red but violets r blue...

monkey like u should be kept in the zoo...

dont get angry ull find me there too...

not with u but laughing at u..

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Roz Logo se tere Pange honge.... 

Ghar me tere roz Dange honge....

 Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to 

Yaad rakhana tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge

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Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad.

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Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pare hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

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Machar ne jo kata to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakra to chor diya ye soch kar..
Kay sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
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bhad me jao

 Har aasman me sitare nahi hote
Har samandr ke kinare nahi hote
Har nazar se ishare nahi hote
Har bahar me nazare nahi hote
Har park me fuvare nahi hote
Har jaam ke paimane nahi hote
Sabhi hasino ke diwane nahi hote
Har gum ke fasane nahi hote
Har mahatma sant nahi hota
Har msg ka ant nahi hota,
Ped par lage hain aam jakar tod lo,
Agar kuch reh gaya hai to khud jod lo,
Ab gusse se muh na fulao,
Mentos khao
dimag ki batti jalao
aur bijali ka bill bachao
bahut ho gaya ab mera dimag mat khao
padhna ho to pado nahin to bhad me jao