Wednesday, 15 April 2015

All men's for good laugh

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q – You know why women love shoes? ��

Ans – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. ��

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Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? ��
Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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Q – Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺��

Ans – There are no Shopping Centers..
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Q – How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans – Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
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Q – If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans – Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
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The woman who invented the phrase …
“All men are the same”
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened….
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Wives are magicians……..

They can change anything into an argument.
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!
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Kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate!















Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aitbaar ho jata hai,
Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa,
Khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.

Kin lafzon mein itni kadvi kasili baat likhoon,
Main sach likoon ke apne haalat likhoon,
Kaise likhoon main chandni raatein,
Jab garam ho ret to kaise main barsat likhoon.

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaaye nahi jaate,
Sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
Kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate!

In Palo Ko Mil Kar Dil Khol Kar Jee Lo Yaaro












Kuch Saalo Baad,
Ye Pal Bohot Yaad Ayenge,
Jab Hum Apne Apne Mukaam Per Phunch Jayenge,
Akele Jab Bhi Honge,
Sath Guzre Hue Lamhe yaad Ayenge,
Paise To Bohot Honge Shayad,
Par Karcha Karne Ke Lamhe Kam Ho Jayenge,
Aaj Zyada Mesg Ane Se Gussa Hote Hain,
Kal Ek-Ek Mesg Ko Taras Jayenge,
Ek Cup Chai yaad Dosto Ki Dilayegi,
Fir Sochte Sochte Ankhe Naam Ho Jayegi,
In Palo Ko Mil Kar Dil Khol Kar Jee Lo Yaaro,
Kyun ki Zindagi In Dino Ko Fir Nahi Dohrayegi.