All men's for good laugh

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q – You know why women love shoes? ��

Ans – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. ��

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Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? ��
Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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Q – Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺��

Ans – There are no Shopping Centers..
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Q – How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans – Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
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Q – If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans – Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
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The woman who invented the phrase …
“All men are the same”
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened….
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Wives are magicians……..

They can change anything into an argument.
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!
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Funny Shayri 9

EK sher by doctor:

Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,

Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,

mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..
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Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, Jo ped NE kaha patto se, 

Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se, 

wohi main tumhe kehta Hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de
 - - - - -
Ek aishwaarya thi deewani is shahrukh pe wo marti thi, 

najre jhukake,Sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, 

chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi 

kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na Jane kis se darti thi 

jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi abhishek kaisa hai
 - - - - -
Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar

 Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar ....

Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar 
- - - - -
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...

Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,

Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...
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Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... 

Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho 
- - - - -
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, 

Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, 

Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua 
- - - - - 
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.

Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

In Office

Boss Says:

Office may Kaam hote hai,
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hote hai,
Dil ki khunnas BOSS Zabaan se nahi kehte,
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai.

Employee’s reply:

Appraisal hote he,
Disappointment ka sama hota he,
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hote he,
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte,
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota he.

If movies were made by drinkers

 

If movies were made by drinkers, it
will be named as follows:
1) Soda Akbar
2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
3) Rum de basanti
4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam
5) Beer Zaara
6) Bevde Zameen Par
7) Ek Tha Bagpiper
8) Talli six
9) Rum Maro Rum
10) Maine Drink Tujko Diya
11) Bewdy Rathore
12) Hickk Hick Hota Hai
13) DaaruDas
14) Hum Tunn
15) Maine Neat Kyu Piya
16) Peg Liya To Chakna Kya
17) Ulti Kar Di Aapne
19) Whiskiya
20) Peenewale Baaltiyan Le Jayenge

Remix version of Song "Meri Maa" from Taare Zameen Par

Mein kabhi batlata nahi, par kitabo se darta hu me maa..
Yu to me dikhlata nahi, par syllabus se ladta hun me maa..
Kyo aise me fasaa hu mein maa.. Meri maa..
Exam hall me yu na chodo mujhe, ki ghr lautke bhi aana pau maa..
Result ane pr yu na phodo mujhe, ki Revaluation bhi bhar na pau ma..
Kya itna Gadha hun mein maa..Meri maa..!

If electronic engineers make hindi films

the names will be like this...

 1. Current ho na ho
  2. Jaanam supply karo
  3. circuit wale indicator le jayenge
  4. kabhi ac kabhi dc
  5. hamara IC aap ke paas hai
  6. Fuse lagaya to darna kya
  7. capacitor No 1
  8. Ham signal de chuke sanam
  9. Fuse to udna hi tha 

10. My name is newton
11. teen conductors
12. ajab current ka gajab voltage
13. rehna hai tere circuit me.

Funny Shayri 7

Hum whisky nahi pite, hum rum nahi pite,
Hum jaam ke naam par gum nahi pite.
Lekin agar mil jaye yaro ki mehfil,
Khuda ki kasam, phir kisi se kam nahi pite.
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Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya
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Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla..
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Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej k bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.
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Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho K
Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay
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doston kal exam hai aur aaj yeh haal hai
kahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete
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Girl : (Emotionaly) Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen.. 

darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen.. 

Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say… 

Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy : Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe… 

Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…

Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to...

Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…
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Shayari that would blow ur senses...
Roses r red, Facebook is blue
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Roses r red, Facebook is blue
..
44 mutual friends...phir bhi kaun hai be tu...
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Daali se patte yu hi gira nahi karate,
Bichad ke log zyada jiya nahi karate.
Kuch naye SMS ho to bhejiye,
Varna purane SMS baar-baar ham pada nahi karate.

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Funny Shayri 6

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pare hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

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Dil ka ashiyana nai sajate,
Bago me phool nahi kilate,
Humari 1 pasand se tut jayenge hazaro dil,
Yaro tabhi to hum koi GIRLFRIEND nahi banate.
>>:::::::::::<<
Kanjusi K Saare Record Tod Dete Ho,
Bhikari Ka B Rukh Mod Dete Ho,
Mahaan Hai Aap Ki Kanjusi,
Toilet K Lote Me B Paani Chhod Dete Ho..
>>:::::::::::<<
Machar ne jo kata to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakra to chor diya ye soch kar..
Kay sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
>>:::::::::::<<
Kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,
Buray waqt may muskurana chahiye…
Jab satvay din may khujli ho
to athvay din naha lena chahiye.
>>:::::::::::<<
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
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Nafrat na karna kabhi hmse,
Hum seh nhi paenge
Bus 1bar keh dena k zrurat nahi hai Apki
Kasam khuda ki
Apko pitne GHAR tak chale aenge
>>:::::::::::<<
Apki personality pr 1 sher
arz kia hai
suraj hamesha chand k sath
rhega
Wah Wah
tu gadha tha gadha hai aur
gadha hi rahega
Wah Wah
>>:::::::::::<<
Mehfil saji,jaam ka tha daur
Jam me kya tha ye kisne kiya gaur
Jaam me tha susu hamare tommy ka
Aur tum keh rahe the ek aur ek aur

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Machhar bola insan se
Mat maro hume jaan se
Jang chid jayegi
dushmani badh jayegi
Mana ki aap me junoon he
Hmari ragon me bhi
aapka hi khun he
>>:::::::::::<<
Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hote hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS Zabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai

>>:::::::::::<<

Funny Shayri 5

Kuch Patharo Ke Nagine Hote He,
Kuch Log Kutte, Kuch Kamine Hote He.
G/F Ko Karni Ho SMS to Kya Din Kya Rat,
Dosto Ko SMS Karne Me Mahino Rote He
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Kanjus mat ban ye Gunah hoga
Tere mobile me Balance behisab hoga
Ek sms roz kar
warna tera hi
mobile sabse phle kharab hoga..
<<<:::::::::>>>
Propose krne ka naya sher-
Kutta mar gaya rajai me,
Me pagal ho gaya teri judai me.
Hathi nadi me bah nahi sakta,
Apun tere bina reh nahi sakta.
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Likho to paigam kuch aisa
ki Kalam bi rone par majbur ho jaye
Har labz me dard bharo itna
ki...
Examiner bhi 80 dene pe majboor ho jaye...!
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Dil me Shor ho raha he
Bina SMS k DiL bor ho raha he
Kahi aisa to Nahi
ek Pyara Sa Dost
...
Kutte Ki Neend so raha he.
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Kitna bebas h insan kismat k aage,
Har sapne tut jate hn haqiqat k aage,
Jisne kabhi duniya me hath na falaya ho

wo b hath falata h 1 "GUPCHUP"wale ke aage.
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Jiski ek Muskaan par hai Duniya Fidaa.
Jisse koi na hona chahe Juda.
Jiski har Baat hai Laa Jawab.
Aap usi ka sms pad rahe ho Janab.
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Old Concept:- "Do or Die"
New Concept: "Do Before u die"
Latest Concept: "Don't Die Until u Do"
Our Concept:
"What TO Do?"
<<<:::::::::>>>
Bahut yaad kiya humne tujko,
Bahut miss kiya humne tujko,
Chaha k tum yahan hote,
Kam se kam mere kuch kapde to dhote,
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Na muje kisi ka dil chahiye,
Na muje jmane se koi aas he.
Jo apna samjh kr apni girlfrnd se setting krwa de.
Mujhe us sacche dost ki talash he.

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Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya
Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya
Holi Me Baki He 2 Din
Fir Apne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya.?

<<<:::::::::>>>

Arz kia he

Kabhi sochte he aaj padhenge,

kabhi sochte he kal padhenge,

fir sochte he jab exam ayegi tab padenge,

Aur jab exam aati he to kehte he aab aur kya padhenge.

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Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
Aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
Aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
Magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai.

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Dil say bolon ek baat mein sachiii.!
Hum Tum ek raftaar kay panchi.!
Dostee yh hamaree ho gee na kabhee kuchi.!
Tayri photo sy to mayri negative hee Achi.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Uss ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
aab tu beth ker makhiyan maar.

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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad.

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Funny Shayri 4

Kuch Patharo Ke Nagine Hote He,
Kuch Log Kutte, Kuch Kamine Hote He.
G/F Ko Karni Ho SMS to Kya Din Kya Rat,
Dosto Ko SMS Karne Me Mahino Rote He
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Kanjus mat ban ye Gunah hoga
Tere mobile me Balance behisab hoga
Ek sms roz kar
warna tera hi
mobile sabse phle kharab hoga..
>>>>**<<<<
Propose karne ka naya sher-
Kutta mar gaya rajai me,
Me pagal ho gaya teri judai me.
Hathi nadi me bah nahi sakta,
Apun tere bina reh nahi sakta.
>>>>**<<<<
Likho to paigam kuch aisa
ki Kalam bi rone par majbur ho jaye
Har labz me dard bharo itna
ki...
Examiner bhi 80 dene pe majboor ho jaye...!
>>>>**<<<<
Dil me Shor ho raha he
Bina SMS k DiL bor ho raha he
Kahi aisa to Nahi
ek Pyara Sa Dost
Kutte Ki Neend so raha he.
>>>>**<<<<
Kitna bebas h insan kismat k aage,
Har sapne tut jate hn haqiqat k aage,
Jisne kabhi duniya me hath na falaya ho
wo b hath falata h 1 "GUPCHUP"wale ke aage.

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Khafa ho ya koi gum hai,
Number kho gaya ya balance kam hai,
Bhejo sms agar dum hai,
Ya maan jaye ki SMS  ke KING Sirf aur Sirf  hum hai.
>>>>**<<<<
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis karo ge

>>>>**<<<<

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
>>>>**<<<<
jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge

>>>>**<<<<

Funny Shayri 3

Yaad Aate He Wo Pal,
Jab Hum Tum Shararat Kiya Karte The,
Hum Bandar Ke Liye Roya Karte The,
Aur Tum Apni Photo Dikha Kar,
Hume Mana Liya Karte The.
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Rok Do Mere Janaje Ko Jalimo,
Mujhme Aab Jaan Aa Gai Hai,
Pichhe Mud Ke Dekho Kamino,
Sarab Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai.

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Chand Ki Ghoda, Sone Ki Lagam,
Message Padhne Walo Ko Mera Salam,
Tea, Pepsi Pine Walo,
Kabhi Pani Bhi Pi Liya Karo,
Fokat Ke Message Padhnewalo,
Kabhi Like Bhi Kiya Karo.
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Kanjoosh Ki Zindgi Kya Jina Yaaro,
Kabhi Humari Tarah Bhi Ji Liya Karo,
Roz Mere Sms Padh Ke Sharam Nahi Aati,
Kabhi Khud Bhi Sms Kiya Karo.
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Jo Mujhe Bhool Jaye, Uske Mobile Toot Jaye.
Charger Jal Jaye, Sim Block Ho Jaye.
Local Call Par STD Ka Bill Aaye,
Local Area Me Bhi Roaming Lag Jaye.
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Tum Door Sahi, Majboor Sahi,
Par Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai,
Tum Saans Waha Pe Lete Ho,
Aur Badboo Yaha Tak Aati Hai.

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Roses r red but violets r blue...

monkey like u should be kept in the zoo...

dont get angry ull find me there too...

not with u but laughing at u..

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Roz Logo se tere Pange honge.... 

Ghar me tere roz Dange honge....

 Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to 

Yaad rakhana tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge

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Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad.

 (-------)

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pare hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

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Machar ne jo kata to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakra to chor diya ye soch kar..
Kay sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
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bhad me jao

 Har aasman me sitare nahi hote
Har samandr ke kinare nahi hote
Har nazar se ishare nahi hote
Har bahar me nazare nahi hote
Har park me fuvare nahi hote
Har jaam ke paimane nahi hote
Sabhi hasino ke diwane nahi hote
Har gum ke fasane nahi hote
Har mahatma sant nahi hota
Har msg ka ant nahi hota,
Ped par lage hain aam jakar tod lo,
Agar kuch reh gaya hai to khud jod lo,
Ab gusse se muh na fulao,
Mentos khao
dimag ki batti jalao
aur bijali ka bill bachao
bahut ho gaya ab mera dimag mat khao
padhna ho to pado nahin to bhad me jao

Hume to apno ne luta gairo me kaha dum tha..

Hume to apno ne luta gairon me kahan dam tha,
meri haddi waha tooti jaha hospital band tha,
Hume us ambulance me dala gaya jisme petrol kam tha.
Rikse me isliye le gaye kyoki uska bhada kam tha.
Hume doctoro ne uthaya nurs me kaha dum tha.
Hume us bed pe litaya jiske niche bamb tha.
Hume bumb ne mara goliyo me kaha dum tha.
Hume sadak pe dafnaya kyuki smasaan me function tha...
Hume to apno ne luta gairo me kaha dum tha..

Funny Shayri 2

Mandir me Puja Karte He,
Masjid Me Namaj Padhte He,
Insaan Se Bhagwan Na Banjayein,
Isliye Roj Tumhe Sms Karke,
Ek Paap Karte He.

******

Taj mahal kya cheez hai,
Me tere liye usse bhi bada mahal banaunga,
Mumtaz ko to marne ke baad dafnaya tha
Me tujhe zinda dafnaunga.

******
Paani Aaane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Char din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya,
Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.
******
Bago Me Phool Khilte Rahenge,
Raat Me Deep Jalte Rahenge,
Khuda Apko Saari Khusiyan De De,
Baki Takleef Wo Hum Apko Dete Rahenge.
******
Zindgi Ke Safar Me Apka Saath Hum Denge,
Apne Dosti Ke Saugat Hum Denge,
Girne Lage Aap To Apna Hath Hun Denge,
Aur Agar Na Bhi Gire To Ek Laat Hum Denge.
******

Dil main basa hai pyar tera,

Aakhon mein hai tasavir teri 

Jab yaad aati hai teri,

Hum dekhate hai TOM & JERRY
******
Jab Apki Yaad Aati Hai To,
Apka Sms Padh Leta Huin.
Jab Apko Dekhna Ho To,
Aankhe Band Kar Deta Huin.
Agar Apke Awaz Sunne Ka Dil Karta He To,
Raste Me Kutte Ko Laat Marta Huin.
******
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to,
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

******

Dosti Ki Kadar Karte He Itni,
Aasman Me Roshni Ho Jitni,
Yakin Nahi To Call Karke Dekhlo,
Baat Karenge Utni,
Mobile Me Apke Laxmi Hogi Jitni.
******
Ek Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Saath Me Apka Khusboo Laya,
Toh Mere Dil Me Ye Khayal Aaya,
Ki Aaj Bhi Mera Dost Nahi Nahaya.
******
Arz Kiya Hai,
Mehfil Sazi Thi, Message Ka THa Daur,
SMS Maine Kiye The, Sabne Kiye Sor,
Paisa To Mera Gaya,
Par Sab Kanjoosh Keh Rahe The
Ek Aur..Ek Aur.. Ek Aur.. .

******

Funny Shayri 1

Aasman me bahut se sitare the,

Aapke bhi bahut chahne wale the,

Hum bhi gaye jail aapke sath,
kyuki aapke chori ke mobile me sabse Zyada sms hamare the.

 ***

Phone na karna bill jyada ayega,
msg. na karna paisa kharch ho jaega,
miss call na dena battery low ho jaygi,
bas dil se yaad karna free mein baat ho jayegi.

 ***

Arz Karta Hun 

Baadal Garza Shor Ke Sath,
Barish Hui Zor Ke Sath,
Zara Dhyan Rakhna Apni GirlFrnd Ka,
Bhag Na Jaye Kisi Or Ke Sath

 ***

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tmhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chod denge tumhe pane ke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne ke baad

 ***

umra kya kahu kafi nadan he meri, 

sbse has k milna pehchan he meri, 

apka dil zakhmo se bhara ho to hamesha humse miliye,

dilo ko repair krne ki dukan he meri..

 ***

Exam start hote hi rone ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag ka dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nahi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai!!

 ***

Kudrat ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
To bas confusion ka mahol chaya hoga,
Banana hoga gadha ya Bandar
Fir dono ka combination pasand aaya hoga!!

 ***

Zindagi lambi hai grlfrnds banate raho.

Zindagi bhar sath mile na mile dil milate raho.

Taj banana to costly padega. 

Par har gali mei MUMTAJ banate raho

***

Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.

***

School ke Dino me Pyar Hua
Propose Kiya Letter Dekar
Jawab Aaya Kitaab me Chupkar
Kbi mulakat hui hi Nhi
Qki Kitab Kbi hmne chui hi nahi