All men's for good laugh

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q – You know why women love shoes? ��

Ans – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. ��

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Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? ��
Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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Q – Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺��

Ans – There are no Shopping Centers..
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Q – How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans – Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
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Q – If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans – Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
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The woman who invented the phrase …
“All men are the same”
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened….
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Wives are magicians……..

They can change anything into an argument.
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!
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Kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate!

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aitbaar ho jata hai,
Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa,
Khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.
Kin lafzon mein itni kadvi kasili baat likhoon,
Main sach likoon ke apne haalat likhoon,
Kaise likhoon main chandni raatein,
Jab garam ho ret to kaise main barsat likhoon.
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaaye nahi jaate,
Sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
Kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate!

In Palo Ko Mil Kar Dil Khol Kar Jee Lo Yaaro

Kuch Saalo Baad,
Ye Pal Bohot Yaad Ayenge,
Jab Hum Apne Apne Mukaam Per Phunch Jayenge,
Akele Jab Bhi Honge,
Sath Guzre Hue Lamhe yaad Ayenge,
Paise To Bohot Honge Shayad,
Par Karcha Karne Ke Lamhe Kam Ho Jayenge,
Aaj Zyada Mesg Ane Se Gussa Hote Hain,
Kal Ek-Ek Mesg Ko Taras Jayenge,
Ek Cup Chai yaad Dosto Ki Dilayegi,
Fir Sochte Sochte Ankhe Naam Ho Jayegi,
In Palo Ko Mil Kar Dil Khol Kar Jee Lo Yaaro,
Kyun ki Zindagi In Dino Ko Fir Nahi Dohrayegi.

I won’t let my story to have a sad end

Some time ago, I found a new friend,
A girl in my life was like a new trend,
In the starting, she thought I’m proudy and arrogant,
But now she thinks of me as someone who is cunning and intelligent…

She is a great person as well a good friend,
I like everything in her from her walking style to the way she stand,
From her clothes, footwear and the bag in her hand,
And even a small thing like her hair’s rubber band…

As time passes, my feelings for her are getting an extend,
I wanna share everything with her from start to end,
I wanna walk with her hand in hand,
I wanna have a relation which is more than just a friend,
In simple words, I want her to be my girlfriend…

I like her and will love her till my life end,
I have a hole in my heart which only she can mend,
She doesn’t love me is what she pretend,
But I won’t let my story to have a sad end…

Bas Ek Choti Si Haan Kar Do

Bas Ek Choti Si Haan Kar Do

Hamare Naam Is Tarha SaraJahan Kar Do!

Wo Mohabbtain Jo Tumare Dil Mein Hain

Un ko Zuban Pr Lao 0r Bayan Kar Do!

Aaj Bas Ap Kaho 0r Kehty HiJao

Hum Bas Sune Aisa Be-Zuban Kar Do!

Hoi Purani Dastan Heer Ranjha Ki

Tarikh Mohabbat Ki Phir Se Jawan Kar Do,

Aa-Jao Ke Aisa Toot Kr Chahon Tumhe

Hamari Mohabat Ko Mohabbat Ka Nishan Kar Do!

Apne Dil Me Is Tarha Chupa Lo MujKo

Rahuin Humesha Is me aisa Mera Makan kar Do…!!!