Funny Shayri 3

Yaad Aate He Wo Pal,
Jab Hum Tum Shararat Kiya Karte The,
Hum Bandar Ke Liye Roya Karte The,
Aur Tum Apni Photo Dikha Kar,
Hume Mana Liya Karte The.
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Rok Do Mere Janaje Ko Jalimo,
Mujhme Aab Jaan Aa Gai Hai,
Pichhe Mud Ke Dekho Kamino,
Sarab Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai.

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Chand Ki Ghoda, Sone Ki Lagam,
Message Padhne Walo Ko Mera Salam,
Tea, Pepsi Pine Walo,
Kabhi Pani Bhi Pi Liya Karo,
Fokat Ke Message Padhnewalo,
Kabhi Like Bhi Kiya Karo.
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Kanjoosh Ki Zindgi Kya Jina Yaaro,
Kabhi Humari Tarah Bhi Ji Liya Karo,
Roz Mere Sms Padh Ke Sharam Nahi Aati,
Kabhi Khud Bhi Sms Kiya Karo.
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Jo Mujhe Bhool Jaye, Uske Mobile Toot Jaye.
Charger Jal Jaye, Sim Block Ho Jaye.
Local Call Par STD Ka Bill Aaye,
Local Area Me Bhi Roaming Lag Jaye.
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Tum Door Sahi, Majboor Sahi,
Par Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai,
Tum Saans Waha Pe Lete Ho,
Aur Badboo Yaha Tak Aati Hai.

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Roses r red but violets r blue...

monkey like u should be kept in the zoo...

dont get angry ull find me there too...

not with u but laughing at u..

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Roz Logo se tere Pange honge.... 

Ghar me tere roz Dange honge....

 Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to 

Yaad rakhana tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge

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Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad.

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Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pare hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

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Machar ne jo kata to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakra to chor diya ye soch kar..
Kay sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
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