Funny Shayri 6

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pare hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

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Dil ka ashiyana nai sajate,
Bago me phool nahi kilate,
Humari 1 pasand se tut jayenge hazaro dil,
Yaro tabhi to hum koi GIRLFRIEND nahi banate.
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Kanjusi K Saare Record Tod Dete Ho,
Bhikari Ka B Rukh Mod Dete Ho,
Mahaan Hai Aap Ki Kanjusi,
Toilet K Lote Me B Paani Chhod Dete Ho..
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Machar ne jo kata to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakra to chor diya ye soch kar..
Kay sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
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Kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,
Buray waqt may muskurana chahiye…
Jab satvay din may khujli ho
to athvay din naha lena chahiye.
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Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
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Nafrat na karna kabhi hmse,
Hum seh nhi paenge
Bus 1bar keh dena k zrurat nahi hai Apki
Kasam khuda ki
Apko pitne GHAR tak chale aenge
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Apki personality pr 1 sher
arz kia hai
suraj hamesha chand k sath
rhega
Wah Wah
tu gadha tha gadha hai aur
gadha hi rahega
Wah Wah
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Mehfil saji,jaam ka tha daur
Jam me kya tha ye kisne kiya gaur
Jaam me tha susu hamare tommy ka
Aur tum keh rahe the ek aur ek aur

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Machhar bola insan se
Mat maro hume jaan se
Jang chid jayegi
dushmani badh jayegi
Mana ki aap me junoon he
Hmari ragon me bhi
aapka hi khun he
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Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hote hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS Zabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai

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