Funny Shayri 7

Hum whisky nahi pite, hum rum nahi pite,
Hum jaam ke naam par gum nahi pite.
Lekin agar mil jaye yaro ki mehfil,
Khuda ki kasam, phir kisi se kam nahi pite.
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Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya
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Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla..
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Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej k bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.
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Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho K
Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay
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doston kal exam hai aur aaj yeh haal hai
kahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete
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Girl : (Emotionaly) Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen.. 

darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen.. 

Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say… 

Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy : Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe… 

Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…

Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to...

Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…
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Shayari that would blow ur senses...
Roses r red, Facebook is blue
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Roses r red, Facebook is blue
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44 mutual friends...phir bhi kaun hai be tu...
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Daali se patte yu hi gira nahi karate,
Bichad ke log zyada jiya nahi karate.
Kuch naye SMS ho to bhejiye,
Varna purane SMS baar-baar ham pada nahi karate.

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