Funny Shayri 5

Kuch Patharo Ke Nagine Hote He,
Kuch Log Kutte, Kuch Kamine Hote He.
G/F Ko Karni Ho SMS to Kya Din Kya Rat,
Dosto Ko SMS Karne Me Mahino Rote He
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Kanjus mat ban ye Gunah hoga
Tere mobile me Balance behisab hoga
Ek sms roz kar
warna tera hi
mobile sabse phle kharab hoga..
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Propose krne ka naya sher-
Kutta mar gaya rajai me,
Me pagal ho gaya teri judai me.
Hathi nadi me bah nahi sakta,
Apun tere bina reh nahi sakta.
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Likho to paigam kuch aisa
ki Kalam bi rone par majbur ho jaye
Har labz me dard bharo itna
ki...
Examiner bhi 80 dene pe majboor ho jaye...!
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Dil me Shor ho raha he
Bina SMS k DiL bor ho raha he
Kahi aisa to Nahi
ek Pyara Sa Dost
...
Kutte Ki Neend so raha he.
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Kitna bebas h insan kismat k aage,
Har sapne tut jate hn haqiqat k aage,
Jisne kabhi duniya me hath na falaya ho

wo b hath falata h 1 "GUPCHUP"wale ke aage.
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Jiski ek Muskaan par hai Duniya Fidaa.
Jisse koi na hona chahe Juda.
Jiski har Baat hai Laa Jawab.
Aap usi ka sms pad rahe ho Janab.
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Old Concept:- "Do or Die"
New Concept: "Do Before u die"
Latest Concept: "Don't Die Until u Do"
Our Concept:
"What TO Do?"
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Bahut yaad kiya humne tujko,
Bahut miss kiya humne tujko,
Chaha k tum yahan hote,
Kam se kam mere kuch kapde to dhote,
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Na muje kisi ka dil chahiye,
Na muje jmane se koi aas he.
Jo apna samjh kr apni girlfrnd se setting krwa de.
Mujhe us sacche dost ki talash he.

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Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya
Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya
Holi Me Baki He 2 Din
Fir Apne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya.?

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Arz kia he

Kabhi sochte he aaj padhenge,

kabhi sochte he kal padhenge,

fir sochte he jab exam ayegi tab padenge,

Aur jab exam aati he to kehte he aab aur kya padhenge.

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Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
Aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
Aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
Magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai.

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Dil say bolon ek baat mein sachiii.!
Hum Tum ek raftaar kay panchi.!
Dostee yh hamaree ho gee na kabhee kuchi.!
Tayri photo sy to mayri negative hee Achi.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Uss ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
aab tu beth ker makhiyan maar.

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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad.

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