Funny Shayri 4

Kuch Patharo Ke Nagine Hote He,
Kuch Log Kutte, Kuch Kamine Hote He.
G/F Ko Karni Ho SMS to Kya Din Kya Rat,
Dosto Ko SMS Karne Me Mahino Rote He
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Kanjus mat ban ye Gunah hoga
Tere mobile me Balance behisab hoga
Ek sms roz kar
warna tera hi
mobile sabse phle kharab hoga..
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Propose karne ka naya sher-
Kutta mar gaya rajai me,
Me pagal ho gaya teri judai me.
Hathi nadi me bah nahi sakta,
Apun tere bina reh nahi sakta.
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Likho to paigam kuch aisa
ki Kalam bi rone par majbur ho jaye
Har labz me dard bharo itna
ki...
Examiner bhi 80 dene pe majboor ho jaye...!
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Dil me Shor ho raha he
Bina SMS k DiL bor ho raha he
Kahi aisa to Nahi
ek Pyara Sa Dost
Kutte Ki Neend so raha he.
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Kitna bebas h insan kismat k aage,
Har sapne tut jate hn haqiqat k aage,
Jisne kabhi duniya me hath na falaya ho
wo b hath falata h 1 "GUPCHUP"wale ke aage.

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Khafa ho ya koi gum hai,
Number kho gaya ya balance kam hai,
Bhejo sms agar dum hai,
Ya maan jaye ki SMS  ke KING Sirf aur Sirf  hum hai.
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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis karo ge

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
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jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge

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